mes amis,

on this day of commercialized love, who do you pine for? i’ll tell you who i’m valenpine-ing for … j/k! i am not the kind to kiss and tell. (well…)  i will say only this: that he is far, far away in a land of sea and mist. they eat bay-gulls there. and i miss him greatly. my heart strings are pulled west.

now then. on to other topics. there’s much to say. firstly, “i’m sorry i haven’t posted in a while.” (dont you hate it when internet types say that? do you think the apology is sincere? i mean–who holds their breath for web posts, anyway?)

anyhoo: if you haven’t tooted on over to half straddle‘s latest hoot, in the pony palace/football, you should do so right this instant. more than a send up or spoof, satter’s latest play is iconic (and bionic!) in all the best ways. as one cast member avowed, “it’s a no brainer. this play is totally fail proof.” indeed, it is. check out those ponies right here:

also, i have recently discovered some fine fashion blogs. most notable is the adorable and hilariously-written man repeller (i am quite keen on her use of “birth control glasses” and the disclaimer she has at the bottom of her website.) kippy approves! and for the record–dont steal kippy’s brain gems either. hmph! (or my bicycle’s handle bars for that matter. i will get you, small-pricked thieves!)

other notes: it’s fashion week. or as one drole soul commented to me–“fascism week.” heh! well, the models are out and about and the men have gone into hiding. actually, it’s a balmy 51 degrees today in gotham. climate crisis? or climate i-love-to-go-suntanning-in-february pleasantness? a temperate winter indeed. i love to wear my lighter winter woolens anyway.

ok, mes amis. c’est tout for now. weather (wink!) you valentine or valenpine today, i hope your day of commercialized love and candy is a sweet one!


ps. if you’ve not seen my latest advice column i’m guest writing for the amazing g.l.o.c. you may look at my post here.


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